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| + | ==Greg Meyer== | ||
| + | Greg is a senior English major with no minor and no clue at [http://www.gustavus.edu 鶹Ƶ]. He has an Associates in Applied Science degree in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechatronics Mechatronics]from South Central College. | ||
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| + | Greg has worked at the [[Technology Helpline]] since Fall 2012. He also freelances as a reporter for the '''鶹Ƶ Weekly''' and the '''Lake Region Times''', both of which you should totally read. Sometimes he plays piano for weddings and church services. Just don't ask him to play On Eagles' Wings or a version of Pachebel's Canon in D that ISN'T IN D! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN D! ...sorry about that. | ||
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| + | Someday Greg wants to be a full-time writer. Of course, he also wants to make a livable wage, so one dream or the other will have to go. For now, he writes when he has the time. Eventually he'll have a novel fit for publishing. Eventually. For now he sits and scribbles and comes up with ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL. His current project is poetry. Because he's in a poetry class. How original. | ||
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| + | Some other fun stuff about Greg: | ||
| + | *Plays classical piano and goofs around on guitar [[File:YellowKing.jpeg|200px|thumbnail|right|The King In Yellow]] | ||
| + | *Loves to read. Can smell books at 60 paces | ||
| + | *[http://gunshowcomic.com/30 Like a wizard, has no sense of right and wrong] | ||
| + | *Also lacks any sense of when humor is appropriate | ||
| + | *Enjoys video games, Dungeons and Dragons, tabletop wargames | ||
| + | *Is addicted to candy | ||
| + | *Probably spends too much time on the computer ... Naaaaaah | ||
| + | *Has participated in state archery competitions (and lost) | ||
| + | *Talks too much | ||
| + | *Listens to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nba3Tr_GLZU music] with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc the dials at 11] | ||
| + | *Worships the King in Yellow. Ia! Ia! H͏̴̡a̛st̴u͝r͏̨!̕͡ ̵H͏a̴͝s̡͠t̷̢ù̵̢r̡̨!̕ ͞Ḩ̕͜a̧̢ś̸t̵̢͝u҉̸̡r̛͞! | ||
| + | *Is an [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2FB1P_Mn8 IT wizard] | ||
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| + | [[File:COUGAR.png|200px|thumb|right|Greg's spirit animal, the cougar, is deadly, but more elusive than Greg's sanity]] | ||
| + | Greg's spirit animal is the honey badger. ...not really. It's probably the bunny or something. Oh, what's that, [http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-what-is-your-spirit-animal-test Spirit Animal Test]? Greg's spirit animal is a cougar? ...but he doesn't like men younger than--Oh, THAT kind of cougar. Okay then. | ||
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| + | ==Contact== | ||
| + | *Email: [mailto://gmeyer@gustavus.edu gmeyer@gustavus.edu] | ||
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| + | THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR RENT! PRICE NEGOTIABLE! BUY NOW! CONTACT GREG AT THE ABOVE ADDRESS! | ||
Latest revision as of 19:58, 19 November 2014
Greg Meyer
Greg is a senior English major with no minor and no clue at . He has an Associates in Applied Science degree in from South Central College.
Greg has worked at the Technology Helpline since Fall 2012. He also freelances as a reporter for the 鶹Ƶ Weekly and the Lake Region Times, both of which you should totally read. Sometimes he plays piano for weddings and church services. Just don't ask him to play On Eagles' Wings or a version of Pachebel's Canon in D that ISN'T IN D! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN D! ...sorry about that.
Someday Greg wants to be a full-time writer. Of course, he also wants to make a livable wage, so one dream or the other will have to go. For now, he writes when he has the time. Eventually he'll have a novel fit for publishing. Eventually. For now he sits and scribbles and comes up with ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL. His current project is poetry. Because he's in a poetry class. How original.
Some other fun stuff about Greg:
- Plays classical piano and goofs around on guitar
- Loves to read. Can smell books at 60 paces
- Also lacks any sense of when humor is appropriate
- Enjoys video games, Dungeons and Dragons, tabletop wargames
- Is addicted to candy
- Probably spends too much time on the computer ... Naaaaaah
- Has participated in state archery competitions (and lost)
- Talks too much
- Listens to with
- Worships the King in Yellow. Ia! Ia! H͏̴̡a̛st̴u͝r͏̨!̕͡ ̵H͏a̴͝s̡͠t̷̢ù̵̢r̡̨!̕ ͞Ḩ̕͜a̧̢ś̸t̵̢͝u҉̸̡r̛͞!
- Is an
Greg's spirit animal is the honey badger. ...not really. It's probably the bunny or something. Oh, what's that, ? Greg's spirit animal is a cougar? ...but he doesn't like men younger than--Oh, THAT kind of cougar. Okay then.
Contact
- Email: gmeyer@gustavus.edu
THIS SPACE AVAILABLE FOR RENT! PRICE NEGOTIABLE! BUY NOW! CONTACT GREG AT THE ABOVE ADDRESS!